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Monkey Giving Blowjob to Charles Darwin?

Incredible imagery of the brass statue of Darwin getting serviced by a monkey. Maybe this is where the little fella got the bright idea for this:

PBR Pabst Blue Ribbon

Hipster favorite PBR Sells for 250 Million

Recent news has arisen that the mass consumption of PBR by legions of like-minded, conformist hipsters has forced the brand into a position of ubiquity. This recent twist of fate is an ironic dagger to the heart of  self-proclaimed non-conformist hipster culture, who have previously embraced PBR as their weapon of choice against upper management (and work in general).

Who Is Buying Pabst Brewing Co. , Owner of PBR

Pabst Blue Ribbon is selling out to the mainstream, to food investor C. Dean Metropoulus, for a hefty sum of around $250,000,000. An  early story from beer-universe stated that Pabst Brewing Co was looking for 100 Million as a buyout cost.. Looks like sales from all these hipsters helped to up the ante for PBR.

Crain’s Chicago initially broke the story of a final sale, reporting that sales PBR & other brands under it’s ownership increased over 30% in the past year, figures that may have led Metropoulos’ desire to purchase this. That, or he has some hipster spawn for which he’s buying the company as a birthday present.

Brands Under Pabst Brewing Company

A few brands are effected by this sale, including all beer brands owned by Pabst Brewing Co. include :

• Pabst Blue Ribbon ( PBR )
• Olympia Genuine Draft ( OGD )
• Old Style (a Cubs fan favorite)
• Colt 45
• Schlitz Malt Liquor
• PBR Hipster Special

Other Features of the PBR Sellout

NBC Chicago has run a similar story on the epic ironic fail of hipster culture in pushing their beloved Pabst beer brand from obscurity to ubiquity, a self-defeating move that threatens the core fundamentals of an already-struggling hipster movement.

What the PBR Sellout Means to You & Your Hipsters

Crying Hipster Baby

Not much, it just means you may find your local hipsters in a state of shock & dismay. The realization that their culture is crumbling beneath them means they may have to find another way to spend their parents’ money (hey maybe they’ll start buying expensive clothes that actually look good).

-HipsterSuck

Fuck Your Parade: Introducing the Hipster Cloud

"Fuck Your Parade" - The Hipster Cloud

“Fuck Your Parade” – Hipster Cloud

The Hispter Cloud is a smug motherfucker. Always being a Debbie Downer, screwing up everything in the name of sadistic elitism. He’ll rain on your parade and sling profanity in your face. “Fuck your Parade” is his slogan, and he is going to spew some sprinkles, rip some rain, and drop some drizzle all over your fun timez.

We’re not really sure if it is truly a ‘hipster’ cloud, but for now we’ll just say it is because we can. Not sure on the artist JX either, but he might be a hip person himself.

Origins of the “Fuck Your Parade” Hipster Cloud

The Hipster Cloud is a novel piece of Chicago street art / Chicago graffiti that can be found “Fucking your Parade”on the Southwest Corner of Lake and Desplaines Streets in downtown Chicago. The piece is drawn in permanent marker on one of the metal pillars holding up the Green Line El train.

The artist has tagged it as “JX” but we’ve never heard of him … he’s one clever mofo.

Learn more about the origin of hipsters with this amateur documentary on Hipsters and their historical beginnings.

Here’s a great spoof on Where the Wild Things Are done by SecretSauce.tv …. Where the Dirty Hipsters Are!

Directed, Shot & Edited by ANDY SIGNORE

Written by ANDY SIGNORE & IAN WEINREICH

Titles by JOSH HALLOWAY

Music by SEAN MOTLEY

Max Wardrobe by CATINA FERRAINE

Starring…
CHARLIE TREPANY as Max
SUNNY PEABODY as Ira
AHREN BOULANGER as Carol
MELISSA STETTEN as Judith
SARA RAFTERY as Alex
ANDREW BLACKWOOD as Douglas

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Reports of hipsters are popping up more frequently as the hipster population growth hits pandemic numbers. Reporting from Rodeo Drive are two chicks:

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Hipster Olympics: A Battle of Apathetic Grandeur

Here’s a great video on the hipster olympics produced by POKYPAC. View below.

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From the Youtube Page:

A battle of apathetic grandeur.

Also, a shameless tribute to Monty Python’s “The Upperclass Twit of the Year.” Let the lawsuits commence!

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CREDITS
Director/Story by – Taige Jensen
Writers – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen
Cinematographer – Eric Sherertz
B Camera – Jesse Patch
Steadicam Operators – Morgan Jenkins & Ashley Carpenter
Editor – Ryan Hunter
Graphics – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen
Voiceover – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen

CAST
Announcer Greg Berman – Taige Jensen (voice)
Announcer Neil Tafoya – Ryan Hunter (voice)
Reporter Conica Friesbee – Jenn Lyon
#1, Sasha Pinrod III – Taige Jensen
#2, Larken Trebek – Maggie Ross
#3, Nolan Shelby – Ryan Hunter
#4, Zac Zuro – Ryan Hall
#5, Gideon Zidoushe – Dave Powell
Referee Wally Masters – Will Connell
Square Sean Ericsson – Eric Sherertz

DISCLAIMER:
POYKPAC™ and POYKPAC Sports™ have no affiliation with Pabst Brewing Company, American Apparel, Myspace.com, cocaine, Pitchfork Media, The Elephant 6 Recording Company, Domino Recording Company Ltd, EMI, MoTown Records, or Vice Magazine Publishing Inc. All products and companies portrayed were done so satirically.

Hipster Jokes

The Big List of Hipster Jokes

Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end. Please post any jokes you have in the comments below, and if they are legit and unlame, they shall be added to the Big List of Hipster Jokes. Please note that these are taken from around the internet

Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You don’t know?

Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.

Q: How many hipsters should die?
A: All of them.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.

Got any other Hipster Jokes? Share in the comments below.

Epic Hipster Moustache

Epic Hipster Moustache

Nothing compares to you.

Have you found any better ones? Share in the comments below.