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Hipster Birds Fly South

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Hipster Suck
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Hipster Birds Flew South Before it Was Cool

Hipster Birds Flew South Before it Was Cool

Seriously, these animals can smell cool before it hits… mainstream weather is so last season.

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Hipster Jesus Loves You

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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Hipster Jesus Loved You Before You Were Cool

Hipster Jesus Loved You Before You Were Cool

Dear hipsters, if you didn’t know before: now you do. Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.This means that before you had that white label vinyl, somebody cared about how skinny your jeans would be.

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Have You Heard The New Hipster Joke?

Posted on December 14, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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Yea, I have it on vinyl.

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Hipster Joke on Vinyl

Hipster Joke on Vinyl

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Willy Wonka on Hipsters

Posted on December 13, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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Will Wonka on Hipsters

Will Wonka on Hipsters


Meme courtesy of satellite_kite

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Hipster Talk Show [Video]

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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Here’s a vid from Early Symptoms Productions featuring Jack and Sky, hipter debaters that are trying to solve the ancient mystery: “Cats or Dogs: Which is Superior?”

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Why do Hipsters hate rivers?

Posted on November 20, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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They’re too mainstream.

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Hipster Ice was Water Before It Was Cool

Posted on October 24, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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Hipster Ice - Water Before It Was Cool

Hipster Ice


This hipster ice is so underground, he was literally water (before it was cool). DEEP.

We would like to credit the artist/illustrator , but there is no attribution :/

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Hipster Unicycle Race

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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Hipster Unicycle Race

Hipster Unicycle Race


I don’t know where it originated, but hipsters love unicycles. What a dweeby way to travel.

Posted in Athletes, Hipster Pictures | Tagged Hipster olympics, hipster race, hipster sports, one wheeled bike, unicycle | Leave a reply

Who was the first hipster?

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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You’ve probably never heard of him.

-Submission by Mr. Stump

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Hipster Pug had sleep apnea before it was mainstream

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Hipster Suck
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Hipster Pug

Hipster Pug

Hipster Pug knows not how smug he is. Breathing heavily before it was cool.

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