A hipster had hip surgery last week.
It’s a really new procedure, you’ve probably never heard of it.
-based on one by http://jennadaily.tumblr.com/
Hipster Hip Surgery
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Author Archives: Hipster Suck
If a tree falls in the woods… (hipster version)
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will a hipster will buy the soundtrack?”
via http://garrisonlambertt.tumblr.com/
How Did the Hipster Burn His Mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
src: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hipster+jokes
Hipster Trap! [pic]
Hipster Trap
Forget bears. Your urban hunting and pest population control starts and ends with hipsters: the blight of modern urban living.
*pack of american spirits, fake wayfarers, PBR, and bike chain not included in purchase.
How did the Hipster burn his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was uncool.
Marlice Van Der Merwe = Crazy Woman who Plays with Wild Cheetahs
Here’s a crazy lass: Marlice Van Der Merwe. She’s in the middle of the savannah with what looks to be about 10 or so wild cheetahs, just messing with them as they hiss and growl, ready to attack. This woman has incredible composure. And she’s beautiful to boot!
Prince: Will You Marry Me? Princess Says NO
Will You Marry Me? Princess Says NO
Transcription:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess “Will You Marry Me?” The Princess said NO and the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cards and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey,beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.
Breaking : The Camel Roll
Watch out, you might get
camel rolled
very soon. I’ll pop your cherry. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. Hirrarious:
Camel Rolled!
Lock Up Your Daughters!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Lock up your daughters!
Airplane Crashes Into A Pickup Truck [Intense Pic]
Quite possibly the most intense picture ever taken! An Airplane is caught in a single shot crashing into a pickup truck as two people are jumping out of the way to save their lives.
Airplane Crashes Into Pickup Truck