Hipster Jesus Loved You Before You Were Cool
Dear hipsters, if you didn’t know before: now you do. Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.This means that before you had that white label vinyl, somebody cared about how skinny your jeans would be.
LOL at the dear hipsters facebook fan page. “Like” these cats here
Learn more about the origin of hipsters with this amateur documentary on Hipsters and their historical beginnings.
Reports of hipsters are popping up more frequently as the hipster population growth hits pandemic numbers. Reporting from Rodeo Drive are two chicks:
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Here’s a great video on the hipster olympics produced by POKYPAC. View below.
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From the Youtube Page:
A battle of apathetic grandeur.
Also, a shameless tribute to Monty Python’s “The Upperclass Twit of the Year.” Let the lawsuits commence!
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CREDITS
Director/Story by – Taige Jensen
Writers – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen
Cinematographer – Eric Sherertz
B Camera – Jesse Patch
Steadicam Operators – Morgan Jenkins & Ashley Carpenter
Editor – Ryan Hunter
Graphics – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen
Voiceover – Ryan Hunter & Taige JensenCAST
Announcer Greg Berman – Taige Jensen (voice)
Announcer Neil Tafoya – Ryan Hunter (voice)
Reporter Conica Friesbee – Jenn Lyon
#1, Sasha Pinrod III – Taige Jensen
#2, Larken Trebek – Maggie Ross
#3, Nolan Shelby – Ryan Hunter
#4, Zac Zuro – Ryan Hall
#5, Gideon Zidoushe – Dave Powell
Referee Wally Masters – Will Connell
Square Sean Ericsson – Eric SherertzDISCLAIMER:
POYKPAC™ and POYKPAC Sports™ have no affiliation with Pabst Brewing Company, American Apparel, Myspace.com, cocaine, Pitchfork Media, The Elephant 6 Recording Company, Domino Recording Company Ltd, EMI, MoTown Records, or Vice Magazine Publishing Inc. All products and companies portrayed were done so satirically.
Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end. Please post any jokes you have in the comments below, and if they are legit and unlame, they shall be added to the Big List of Hipster Jokes. Please note that these are taken from around the internet
Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You don’t know?
Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.
Q: How many hipsters should die?
A: All of them.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
WE NEED MORE.. Got any other Hipster Jokes? Share in the comments below.
Epic Hipster Moustache
Nothing compares to you.
Have you found any better ones? Share in the comments below.
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Here’s a great video of the “Annoying Hipster Douchebag” interviewing some other annoying hipsters.
Comedian Lucas Held (http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/) approaches some pretty dastardly hipsters at Sirenfest in 2006. Oldie but still a goodie.
What do you think about these hipsters? Let it be known in the comments below!
