Hipster Evolution

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Hipster Evolution

Here’s a text transcription of the timeline, taken directly from the the image. All credits go to http://pastemagazine.com/

  • 2000 – “The Emo: The protohipster’s white belt and guyliner make for a soulful combination”
  • 2001 – “The Emo Redux: The skulls on her tour-only death cab tee don’t match the skulls on her vans, so it’s not like she’s trying too hard”
  • 2002 – “The Ashton: His PBR trucker hat and faux vintage t-shirt reveal an obsession with “irony”"
  • 2003 – “The Scenester : A gaudy tattoo appears on her chest, and she is never spotted without her ipod.”
  • 2004 – “The Twee : He adores his rare-vinyl collection and tobacco pipe, despite his 20/20 vision, he wears Buddy Holly Glasses”
  • 2005 – ” The Fauxhemian: She suffers for fashion, wearing a furry hat, boots and keffiyah even during the warmest months. Her new wrist tattoo is the Japanese Symbol for beauty- or at least that’s what the guy at the tat shop showed her.”
  • 2006 – “The Mountain Man – He seeks working-class authenticity, taking pride in his full beard and the fact that he’s often mistaken for a homeless person”
  • 2007 – “The Vingate Queen : She shops at retro boutiques and posts holga photos on her blog. She has said that the koi fish cover-up tattoo on her arm symbolizes “Nature and Love and Peace and Stuff”
  • 2008 – “The Williamsburg – He thoughtfully hangs shutter shades in the Deep-V of his white tee, and he’s often seen walking his fixed gear bike around town while texting with his iphone.”
  • 2009 – “The Meta-Nerd – By wearing the popular three wolf moon t-shirt, today’s hipster makes a mockery of herself. She has finally completed her full sleeve tattoo”
  • 2010 – What are your thoughts on 2010′s evolution? Leave comments below!

Hipster Jokes – The Big List

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The Big List of Hipster Jokes

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Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end. Please post any jokes you have in the comments below, and if they are legit and unlame, they shall be added to the Big List of Hipster Jokes. Please note that these are taken from around the internet


And so it begins:

The Big List of Hipster Jokes

Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You don’t know?


Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.


Q: How many hipsters should die?
A: All of them.


Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.


Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.


“I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.”


A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.


Jokes are way too mainstream


WE NEED MORE.. Got any other Hipster Jokes? Share in the comments below.