Why do Hipsters hate rivers?
They’re too mainstream.
Hipster Ice was Water Before It Was Cool
This hipster ice is so underground, he was literally water (before it was cool). DEEP. We would like to credit the artist/illustrator …
Who was the first hipster?
You’ve probably never heard of him. -Submission by Mr. Stump
If a tree falls in the woods… (hipster version)
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will a hipster will buy the soundtrack?” …
How Did the Hipster Burn His Mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool. src: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hipster+jokes
How did the Hipster burn his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was uncool.
The Hipster Move-Out Checklist
If you’re a hipster, and you’re getting ready to move out of your flat (or apartment for non-hipsters), then you’ll need this checklist from FlatRate movers.
Being a [Hipster] dickhead’s cool
Well, there’s not much we can do to trump this vid by TheGrandSpectacular on youtube. It fairly succinctly explains everything assenine about hipsterdom. Success
Hipster Jokes – The Big List
Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end.