They’re too mainstream.
This hipster ice is so underground, he was literally water (before it was cool). DEEP. We would like to credit the artist/illustrator …
You’ve probably never heard of him. -Submission by Mr. Stump
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will a hipster will buy the soundtrack?” …
He ate his pizza before it was cool. src: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hipster+jokes
He changed the lightbulb before it was uncool.
If you’re a hipster, and you’re getting ready to move out of your flat (or apartment for non-hipsters), then you’ll need this checklist from FlatRate movers.
Well, there’s not much we can do to trump this vid by TheGrandSpectacular on youtube. It fairly succinctly explains everything assenine about hipsterdom. Success
Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end.