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Why do Hipsters hate rivers?
They’re too mainstream.
Hipster Ice was Water Before It Was Cool
Hipster Ice
This hipster ice is so underground, he was literally water (before it was cool). DEEP.
We would like to credit the artist/illustrator , but there is no attribution :/
Who was the first hipster?
You’ve probably never heard of him.
-Submission by Mr. Stump
If a tree falls in the woods… (hipster version)
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will a hipster will buy the soundtrack?”
via http://garrisonlambertt.tumblr.com/
How Did the Hipster Burn His Mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
src: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hipster+jokes
How did the Hipster burn his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was uncool.
The Hipster Move-Out Checklist
If you’re a hipster, and you’re getting ready to move out of your flat (also known as ‘apartment’ for non-hipsters), then you’ll need this checklist from FlatRate movers.
Gotta hand it to FlatRate for coming up with such a great nugget of hipster media.
Hipster Move Out Checklist
Some snippets from the form in web Text form (why not)
Reason for Move
- Gentrification
- Proximity to Music Venue
- Writer’s Block
- Artistic Differences
Checklist Steps:
- Schedule a free FlatRate consultation at your co-op/loft/art space
- Fold Skinny Jeans / ironic t-shirts / flannel into flatrate wardrobe boxes
- Separate Proust, Nietzsche and Freud collections in specialized FlatRate book boxes
- Plan on spending your free time grooming ironic facial hair while FlatRate handles the rest
- Don’t pay hidden fees, explore hidden emotions
- Arrange for FlatRate IT setup to ensure speedy blogging in your new co-op/loft/art space
- Resolve daddy issues (LOL!!)
Great stuff from flatrate.. if you’re not a hipster, use these guys when you move, if only for their sense of humor!
Being a [Hipster] dickhead’s cool
Well, there’s not much we can do to trump this vid by TheGrandSpectacular on youtube. It fairly succinctly explains everything assenine about hipsterdom. Success
Hipster Jokes – The Big List
Hipster Jokes
The Big List of Hipster Jokes
- Hipsters
Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end. Please post any jokes you have in the comments below, and if they are legit and unlame, they shall be added to the Big List of Hipster Jokes. Please note that these are taken from around the internet
And so it begins:
The Big List of Hipster Jokes
Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You don’t know?
Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.
Q: How many hipsters should die?
A: All of them.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
“I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.”
A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.
Jokes are way too mainstream
WE NEED MORE.. Got any other Hipster Jokes? Share in the comments below.