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]]> http://www.hipstersuck.com/worst-street-dancer-ever-video/feed/ Hipster Jokes – The Big List http://www.hipstersuck.com/hipster-jokes-the-big-list/ http://www.hipstersuck.com/hipster-jokes-the-big-list/#comments Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:09:45 +0000 Hipster Suck http://www.hipstersuck.com/?p=55 Continue reading →]]>

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Hipster Jokes

The Big List of Hipster Jokes

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Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end. Please post any jokes you have in the comments below, and if they are legit and unlame, they shall be added to the Big List of Hipster Jokes. Please note that these are taken from around the internet

And so it begins:

The Big List of Hipster Jokes

Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You don’t know?

Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.

Q: How many hipsters should die?
A: All of them.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.

“I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.”

A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.

Jokes are way too mainstream


WE NEED MORE.. Got any other Hipster Jokes? Share in the comments below.

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArZRWJwKdWs[/youtube]

this is beautiful… super bowl shuffle knockoff rendition by some ‘inspiring’ salespeople.

]]> http://www.hipstersuck.com/super-broker-shuffle/feed/ Annoying Hipster Douchebag Interviews Other Hipsters [Video] http://www.hipstersuck.com/annoying-hipster-douchebag-interviews-other-hipsters-video/ http://www.hipstersuck.com/annoying-hipster-douchebag-interviews-other-hipsters-video/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:46:34 +0000 Hipster Suck http://www.hipstersuck.com/?p=39 Continue reading →]]> Annoying Hipster Douchebag

at Sirenfest – Brooklyn, NYC

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn8DYjNjEoQ[/youtube]

Here’s a great video of the “Annoying Hipster Douchebag” interviewing some other annoying hipsters.

Comedian Lucas Held (http://lucasheld.blogspot.com/) approaches some pretty dastardly hipsters at Sirenfest in 2006. Oldie but still a goodie.

What do you think about these hipsters? Let it be known in the comments below!

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