Here’s a vid from Early Symptoms Productions featuring Jack and Sky, hipter debaters that are trying to solve the ancient mystery: “Cats or Dogs: Which is Superior?”
Hipster Talk Show [Video]
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Hipster Hip Surgery
A hipster had hip surgery last week.
It’s a really new procedure, you’ve probably never heard of it.
-based on one by http://jennadaily.tumblr.com/
Hipster Trap! [pic]
Hipster Trap
Forget bears. Your urban hunting and pest population control starts and ends with hipsters: the blight of modern urban living.
*pack of american spirits, fake wayfarers, PBR, and bike chain not included in purchase.
Prince: Will You Marry Me? Princess Says NO
Will You Marry Me? Princess Says NO
Transcription:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess “Will You Marry Me?” The Princess said NO and the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cards and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey,beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.
Breaking : The Camel Roll
Watch out, you might get
camel rolled
very soon. I’ll pop your cherry. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. Hirrarious:
Camel Rolled!
Lock Up Your Daughters!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Lock up your daughters!
Me and My Puppy
Kinda cute, and hilarious
The Poop That Took a Pee
Thank you South Park
The Poop That Took a Pee
Chapter 1:
Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop”. “Okay, Rebecca replied, “I like poop”. Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs, looking like a weiner.
…
“Why are we here?”, Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
The peepee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.
And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.
And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
The Petal Falls Twice – Beautiful Dramatic Reading
Simply beautiful
AMOG owns us
God damn they wrote a great article on why hipsters suck. CHeck it here