Hipster Suck

Hipster Birds Fly South

Hipster Suck — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:06:44 +0000

Hipster Birds Flew South Before it Was Cool

Seriously, these animals can smell cool before it hits… mainstream weather is so last season.

Hipster Jesus Loves You

Hipster Suck — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:24:34 +0000

Hipster Jesus Loved You Before You Were Cool

Dear hipsters, if you didn’t know before: now you do. Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.This means that before you had that white label vinyl, somebody cared about how skinny your jeans would be.

Have You Heard The New Hipster Joke?

Hipster Suck — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:59:37 +0000

Yea, I have it on vinyl.

ZING

Hipster Joke on Vinyl

Willy Wonka on Hipsters

Hipster Suck — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:47:38 +0000

Will Wonka on Hipsters

Meme courtesy of satellite_kite

Hipster Talk Show [Video]

Hipster Suck — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:51:28 +0000

Here’s a vid from Early Symptoms Productions featuring Jack and Sky, hipter debaters that are trying to solve the ancient mystery: “Cats or Dogs: Which is Superior?”

Why do Hipsters hate rivers?

Hipster Suck — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 18:31:12 +0000

They’re too mainstream.

Hipster Ice was Water Before It Was Cool

Hipster Suck — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 17:19:25 +0000

Hipster Ice

This hipster ice is so underground, he was literally water (before it was cool). DEEP.

We would like to credit the artist/illustrator , but there is no attribution :/

Hipster Unicycle Race

Hipster Suck — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:39:24 +0000

Hipster Unicycle Race

I don’t know where it originated, but hipsters love unicycles. What a dweeby way to travel.

Who was the first hipster?

Hipster Suck — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:09:01 +0000

You’ve probably never heard of him.

-Submission by Mr. Stump

Hipster Pug had sleep apnea before it was mainstream

Hipster Suck — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:14:06 +0000

Hipster Pug

Hipster Pug knows not how smug he is. Breathing heavily before it was cool.