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Guilty Dog is GUILTY
No doubt in the universe.
I bet this dog is never going to eat the cat’s treats again.
Me and My Puppy
Kinda cute, and hilarious
The Poop That Took a Pee
Thank you South Park
The Poop That Took a Pee
Chapter 1:
Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop”. “Okay, Rebecca replied, “I like poop”. Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs, looking like a weiner.
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“Why are we here?”, Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
The peepee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.
And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.
And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
Hipster Puppy loves Dogwhistles
Hipster puppy loves dogwhistles, but you’ve probably never heard of them
The Petal Falls Twice – Beautiful Dramatic Reading
Simply beautiful
The Petal Falls Twice
Who the fuck wrote this amazing piece of innane hilarity? someone please let us know!
The Petal Falls Twice
Transcription:
She slowly licked and tickled his peeny, and, because she was so smart, combined the words in her head, like an expression explorer of old.
Slickled, she thought. I’m slickling his peeny.
No matter how brilliant her wordplay, the result was the same. Gary’s peeny was now erect. It felt like a quality bar of peeny-scented soap in her hands. Without warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men liked that. All men liked that.
“Phwoa, Melinda. That’s the good stuff. That’s the stuff that makes me forget about my problems.”
Melissa derived satisfaction from this comment, despite the mangled pronunciation of her name. she could feel her horny levels rising to 30% and her hooha was getting right slimey with anticipation of participation.
“Gary, me need sex now inside please.” Damn! Melissa thought. I wish there was a better way to say that!
Gary was only too eager to comply. He wrenched his peeny away from Melissa’s grubby paws and thrust inside her hooha with a thunderous orgasm. She was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.
“Outstanding sutff, Melanie,” Gary chortled. “I know I could just go to sleep now, but I would like to continue satisfying you, sans peeny.” Gary nudged downward and his peeny was nowhere to be seen.
“What in mind you have eeee?”
“Just sit back and relax, kitty cat.”
Melissa did just that, falling back onto the bed and stretching her “perfect 7″ body, eager for Gary’s attention. He started workinghis magic immediately and she felt an all-too familiar heat rising from her breast. Gary was crouched over top and pooping all over her unbelievably average body.
“Gary, so stinky.”
“That’s just the poop, baby. Let it just work its magic.”
“I … I can’t see anything.”
“That’s because you’re blind now, Mildred”
Asshole Kid runs over little girls
God damn this kid is hilarious
Poor little girls get pwnt by some badass. Never gets old
Hipster Evolution
Well done image by Paste Magazine on the evolution of hipsters. Check it (click to enlarge). Also, please visit the site http://pastemagazine.com/ for more great stuff (not a sponsored plug, but wanted give them some traffic in return for using their creation)
Here’s a text transcription of the timeline, taken directly from the the image. All credits go to http://pastemagazine.com/
- 2000 – “The Emo: The protohipster’s white belt and guyliner make for a soulful combination”
- 2001 – “The Emo Redux: The skulls on her tour-only death cab tee don’t match the skulls on her vans, so it’s not like she’s trying too hard”
- 2002 – “The Ashton: His PBR trucker hat and faux vintage t-shirt reveal an obsession with “irony”"
- 2003 – “The Scenester : A gaudy tattoo appears on her chest, and she is never spotted without her ipod.”
- 2004 – “The Twee : He adores his rare-vinyl collection and tobacco pipe, despite his 20/20 vision, he wears Buddy Holly Glasses”
- 2005 – ” The Fauxhemian: She suffers for fashion, wearing a furry hat, boots and keffiyah even during the warmest months. Her new wrist tattoo is the Japanese Symbol for beauty- or at least that’s what the guy at the tat shop showed her.”
- 2006 – “The Mountain Man – He seeks working-class authenticity, taking pride in his full beard and the fact that he’s often mistaken for a homeless person”
- 2007 – “The Vingate Queen : She shops at retro boutiques and posts holga photos on her blog. She has said that the koi fish cover-up tattoo on her arm symbolizes “Nature and Love and Peace and Stuff”
- 2008 – “The Williamsburg – He thoughtfully hangs shutter shades in the Deep-V of his white tee, and he’s often seen walking his fixed gear bike around town while texting with his iphone.”
- 2009 – “The Meta-Nerd – By wearing the popular three wolf moon t-shirt, today’s hipster makes a mockery of herself. She has finally completed her full sleeve tattoo”
- 2010 – What are your thoughts on 2010′s evolution? Leave comments below!