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Hipster Jokes – The Big List

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Hipster Jokes

The Big List of Hipster Jokes

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Here we are, this is going to be the biggest list of hipster jokes. Ever. It will never end. Please post any jokes you have in the comments below, and if they are legit and unlame, they shall be added to the Big List of Hipster Jokes. Please note that these are taken from around the internet

And so it begins:

The Big List of Hipster Jokes

Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You don’t know?

Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.

Q: How many hipsters should die?
A: All of them.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s such a cool number, you’ve probably never heard of it.

“I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.”

A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.

Jokes are way too mainstream


WE NEED MORE.. Got any other Hipster Jokes? Share in the comments below.

Chris Cooley Apologizes for Showing His Penis in Blog Post

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Washington Redskins player Chris Cooley has publicly apologized for the mishap in which his penis was accidentally exposed in a photograph on his blog.

All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks.

Thanks Chris, but this apology will never take the place of this image that is burned into the back of our brains.

Our original post on this topic is located here

-HS

NFL Player Shows His Junk on Blog

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Washington Redskin Chris Cooley Exposes Himself on Blog

Chris Cooley Loves the Short Shorts
Chris Cooley Loves the Short Shorts

Although we had planned on starting this blog as a forum to expose how much hipsters suck, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to let everyone know about this hilarious story. Here it is:

Chris Cooley of the NFL‘s Washington Redskins might have a little to be embarrassed about. In a recent blog post, Chris accidentally took some pics of his manhood while trying to show off images from the the “Edge” sections of his playbook.

The photo is at the end of this post… although its hard to see (must have been cold in his house), we’re going to label it as NSFW.

Chris Cooley at Training Camp

Chris Cooley at Training Camp

Word has travelled quickly among Redskins fans and we’re expecting some more interesting developments coming from this… maybe some action taken by the League against the player.

Lesson learned… don’t take pics for your blog in the nude. Murphy’s Law isn’t working in your favor if you choose to do so.

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Cooley’s post at http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2008/09/edge.html was taken down today (9/14).